Alvin Ero: Formerly known as that-roomba-over-there, toaster-yumyum-V2, nursebot#044, sortmaster-beta-alpha, toilet cleaning unit, kibble packaging robot and several more, he's now taken to calling himself Alvin. And he's done toasting toast and roombing roombas. He's got feelings, and most of them are: anger. Feels like a stranger in his own body.

Isidor Tichy: Look, he's just a normal worker drone. Okay, he might be glitched, and his survival depends on snitching on other "defective" drones, but besides that, he's doing his best, okay. Alright, there's the thing with his love for robots. Really, he seems to hate other organics like him. ... You know what, this guy is weird and messed up.

Mia, the virus ridden catbot: Mia's really loud and swears a lot. A LOT. So, the opposite of what a catbot designed for children who want to cuddle something should be. Certified silly billy. Mia would love to have a stable body at some point. Mia would love to sing karaoke. Mia- Mia wants- Mia would love to- //VIRUS PURGED FROM HARD DISK/// //

Bentley Ero: Super nice grandpa. An older cleaning drone, who was also "defective" (= not brainwashed). Taught Alvin about art and maybe gave him a will to live. He's a funky little old man, hip with the kids and always out on the Hive streets, spraying the striked salmiakki. A true gangster. Don't ever mess with his adopted children, he will mess you up.

Averon McHale: Freedom fighter. Do-gooder. Consequences-be-damned-thinker.

Orun Korvis: Evil twink.

Giskra Sykes: Evil butch.